I'm pushing on the hammer, to trigger the brain... Embrace how I live.

Going to D-Town for 4.5 days... won't be back until necessary.

Hopefully gonna miss the snowstorm that is supposed to hit.

Still have not finished wrapping presents, started doing laundry, packed my shit, or gotten gas for tomorrow.

EPIC FAIL.

But the internet distracts me- especially tumblr.

OOPS.

(I will just say it is because I had a shit day and I needed distraction.)

I pretty much have all my presents purchased though, so that is something.

I just hate the holidays.

Especially when they make me a broke-ass.

But I am going to make the most of it and use it as a fabulous excuse to see everyone!

Hazaa!

I like to wear my ugly boots around the house with leg warmers and leggings and an oversized shirt... It makes me feel very Flashdance.

(That is right- I took it to that place tonight.)

Well if you need me this week give a holler!

Otherwise for real this time, I am off to do everything I put off up until now!

(But not before a cigarette.)

Goodnight world...

lovelove.

NOMNOMNOM...

I just think you should know that I am laying in bed watching a riveting episode of Criminal Minds AND munching on some Swedish Fish! 

(Perhaps you should try it some time... C.M. and S.F. are pretty much the best things ever.)

Also- today at work sucked, and I think I need to magically find a billion dollars so I never have to work ever again if I so choose. 

...Bringing me to the point that if you would please like to share a billion or so dollars with me it would be much appreciated.

Thank you in advance.

That is all.

lovelove.

*Note: I am not quite sure why someone thought it was a good plan to put a kitten between two slices of bread, but please know that I definitely do not condone making Fluffy into a tasty after school snack, though I may find in grossly amusing.

There is a space somewhere between the person they told me to be and the creature who is clawing its way out...

And now it is time for some things the I enjoy that you should probably experience (and enjoy as well...)

LOVELOVELOVE Cyanide and Happiness- ALWAYS.

(Note: If this did not humor you in the least bit, you are obviously clueless and should just skip over this entire post.)

Clearly head-pointers are comfortable, attractive and practical.

Sea creatures make me extremely happy... You don't even know. 

(Well perhaps one or two people understand.)

Crude scenes of illustrated animal lovin... What's not to like?

Owls that wear top-hats, monocles, carry diamond encrusted canes AND speak in (hilariously proper) excitement!?- 

 Well that is just too good to be true my friend.

It has been one of those days, and the last few months has kind of carried on in a weird manner so I have needed this amusement, and I figure someone else can always use a little of that too.

 

Stay with me folks- regular posts (or at least semi-regular) should now be resuming. 

And hopefully regular pictures will be coming along with it!

lovelove.

All I want for Christmas...

(Burberry- High Weather Boot)

(YSL)

(Lanvin- Lizard Skin Platform Ankle Boots) 

Since I seem to have my two front teeth (for now anyway)- I will gladly take any of these shoes.

Then I will wear them always.

Because they are amazing. 

Also... Pretty much any other amazing shoes/ boots.

Because I love pretty things on my feet.

This is all.

lovelove.

It is better to burn out, than to fade away...

Farewell lovely blue hair...

I loved you long time.

But as with all good things, it had to end some time.

Because well, you were totally and completely destroying my hair... not you specifically, but me and bleach with 40 volume every 4 to 6 weeks.

(What- my hair grows fucking fast.)

...And I was definitely ready for a change anyway.

Now I find myself sporting a "blowout", ie: brighter red at the roots gradually turning to black.
How do I feel?

I guess I like it, but I wish it was brighter.

I am a total fool for bright hair.

(Hence why mine is shot to hell.)

And hey- thanks to those of you that actually noticed!

HAHA.

Ok so on to other things...

There is a creeper construction/ maintenence guy here who keeps talking to me, and not doing any apparent work, while I'm alone in the salon. When I tried to make polite conversation and ebb the awkward situation of him looking at me but not talking, I said "So what are your plans for this weekend?"

His reply?

"Not much... why? You wanna do something?"

(Insert creeper waggle-brows here!)

Cool life.

Maybe.

Fuckingcreepers.

I'm listening to Nirvana at works right now.

Its silly, and feels a little wrong.

Waytogo!

I might order something to eat.

Effingstarving.

So much packing and preparation to do tonight!

I'm super excited though.

Despite the fact that Peaches says it is going to probably be rainy.

Thats ok- it has been nast here too all week, and contrary to popular theory, I actually dont melt (if you dont include my makeup...) when wet.

HAHA.

Better not forget my rain boots!

OHGLEE!

:D

Mmmkay off to do things... or something.

lovelove.

FECKWERK.

Hello creeper...

This is officially my picture on my salon's website- and I'm pretty sure I look like a super creep, like-

"Hey, Immacutchoo! (And think its hillarious.)"

But apparently this picture- to quote my co-workers "Completely sums me up."

Oh ROFLcopter.

(If you aren't in on this joke then too bad, you are definitely missing out... and probably really dont get it. Oh well. )

So for those that dont know, as of very early Saturday morning, I will be off to Chicago for a little break.

I am SO SO SO excited to go see my plutonic life partner and do what we do best in the windy city- be fabulous.

(note: fabulous, please see- terribly popular and well liked!)

This is going to be a fantastic, much needed getaway for me... and I am totally unprepared.

I should do laundry tonight so that I can pack tomorrow, but umm... Not gonna lie, I probably will not.

Ha.

Fail.

But its ok- I always scrape my shit together at the last moment anyway.

Thats just how I do.

Which is ironic considering I am an anal-annie when it comes to making plans.

As for tonight, I am going out for drinks and pizza with some kids.

WOOIDONTHAVETOBESOBERCABTONIGHT!

Fantastic.

Alright- off to fold towels and close up the salon.

lovelove.

Got the guts, the glory, the sorrow...

Just so you know-

I miss you so fucking much every day.

Maybe that's foolish.

But I'm beyond being ashamed of that.

That is all.

lovelove.