Saturday, February 27, 2010

He didnt do it to fuck everything up-
He just wanted to see what happens when the world

Friday, February 26, 2010

What to do when meeting a queer person; hints for heterosexuals...

(p.s.b.t.w.- So, so, so hot. And queer. Love it.)

1. Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude.

2. If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion.

3. Do not assume she/he is attracted to you.

4. Do not assume he/she is not attracted to you.

5. Do not assume that you are not attracted to her/him.

6. Do not expect him/her to be as excited about meeting a straight person as you may be about meeting a queer person.

7. Do not immediately start talking about your boy/girlfriend or husband/wife in order to make it clear that you are straight.

8. Do not ask them how they got that way. Instead, ask yourself how you got the way you are.

9. Do not assume they are dying to talk about being gay.

10. Do not expect them to refrain from talking about being gay.

11. Do not trivialize their experience by assuming it is a bedroom issue. They are gay twenty-four hours a day.

This is effing fantastic. For real.


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Would you be my little cut?
Would you be my thousand fucks?
And make mark leaving space for the guilt to be liquid-
to fill and spill over and under my thoughts
My sorry, selfish, cry out to the gutter...

I adore that song.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

...This is what mine looks like:
Yes indeed.


Monday, February 22, 2010

Tegan and Sara- Alligator.
Cutest ever.

Best. Thing. Ever. 
I have become an incubus of viral plague and apparently my boss thinks that I should be home from work because of it... Even though when I have an actual emergency I am not allowed to leave. 
Anyway, the day off is giving me a chance to do laundry and loaf about so I can deal with that.


Thursday, February 18, 2010


"Life is too short to spend hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or the hottest new lip shade will mask an ugly heart."
-Kevyn Aucoin

It's true.
And some days I need to remember this.

In other news- I'm so angry at my boss tonight that I could just barf.

Please have a nice evening.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentines Day...

Flamingos are a festive, and all around appropriate bird for the day I do believe.
This picture was from California, and my sister took at least 5 other pictures of the same bird in different positions which I find highly amusing as well.

...It is my dad's burfday.
Therefore I've never been much for celebrating the "day of love".
But either way, I am in D-town for a little bit to celebrate, and it is snowing like a bitch.
So much for driving home.
But hey- Im not complaining.

Either way, Happy VD kids.


Thursday, February 11, 2010

This word is what I think of when I see this picture... Though I'm sure that wasn't the intention.
Either way, I love it.

I want a skull hat.
Just like this.
(NOT a skull cap!)
This exact hat pictured above.
Someone get me one... please?


Monday, February 08, 2010


Thats all.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Pictures of things that make me laugh... or something.

All too true.

Married With Children... anyone? 

Whenever I consume anything it must be accompanied by a dumbass face. 
(Taken about 3 months apart.)

That is all.

And also...

It's ok to be lonely sometimes.
I've learned so much by being lonely.

I would like to get away for a while.
To think and write and art.
To sleep miles and miles from all of my troubles.
To have time alone from everyone and everything.
I could really use that right now.


Hairstylist humor...

Thats right.


Thursday, February 04, 2010