Wednesday, March 31, 2010


How about you and me go get wasted?


Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I just finished...

Doing an application online. 
It took an hour.
There was pretty much 745389283106 questions, some of which were repeated. 
I am almost certain that I was being analyzed to be deemed fit to work there...
With a psych evaluation.
The worst part?
I could only answer in the fill in the bubble format.
Oh well.
Hopefully something good could come of it.
(Lol- ridiculous.)
Anywho... Ive spent the day applying for jobs and walking my butt off.
Then I got a coffee. 
Now I am cuddling with my kitty and trying to warm my feet up.

It is beautiful outside.
This is the first March in a hundred years apparently that it hasnt snowed in MN. 
And funny thing... everyone in the state goes nuts when it hits like, 50 degrees.
Prolly because theres only (basically) 3 months of warm weather all year.
But Im not complaining... in fact, who says that global warming is a bad thing?


Monday, March 29, 2010

Fuck money...

Fuck it with something hard and sandpapery.
Unless someone wants to give me a really large sum of money, then money and myself could be pals.
Its close to 60 degrees out... its March.
That is amazing for Minnesota.


Sunday, March 28, 2010

You make me feel like my insides are dying slowly...

Home from D-Town now.
Trying to make Forest and Foxy be friends.
Drinking some cider.
Waiting to hear back from my cousin.
Its a beautiful day, maybe I will take the pup for a walk...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010


I adore this more than you can possibly know.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010


Yes, again I have a headache- every day the last 2 weeks.
And for some reason, it seems only on the days that I feel like staying around home (wearing leggings as pants- SHAME -with a hood over my head, and my glasses on) doing nothing, are the days that people want to do things.
I say eff that s.
Just wish that I didnt feel like hell at the start of spring every year.
It makes it hard to enjoy the beautiful weather.
Boo hiss.


Monday, March 22, 2010

Dark, you cant come soon enough, for me...

Thus far today Ive already smoked too many cigarettes, drank a redbull, and ate a piece of cheesecake for breakfast.
Yum yum.
Now Im coloring my hair, well waiting for it to process.
Listening to Tegan and Sara, trying to figure out how I am going to go to the show, if I can.
Picking out clothes for the day.
And creeping around on tumblr. 


Sunday, March 21, 2010

I just...

Applied to fucking Great Clips.
I justify it because I would love to make like... $12/hr + commission. 
After all- I want that Alexander McQueen sweater I saw and fell in love with the other day.
(I know that I want it, because I'm still thinking about it...)
So that is that.

...Dont judge me.


Saturday, March 20, 2010


I want some crispy green bean fries dammit.
A cigarette or ten would be nice as well.
I bought new sunglasses today, because I have a problem.
They are granny fabulous.



Thursday, March 18, 2010

And you should probably know...

There are hair-nets all over on the ground outside of my house.
On the sidewalks, under car wheels, in the neighbors foliage, and stuck in the fence across the road.
By far the strangest thing that I have seen in a while.
I mean really... who just throws 5478o1754831 lunch lady style hair-nets all over the place?
How does that even happen?


True that...


Got my new phone covers in the mail today- yay!
Black and clear all the way. I think I like the black one better.
They are made of silicone I guess, and sort of feel like weird, soft, rubbery skin. 
That sounded gross, apologies.


Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Oh and...

Lastly for now- please excuse the fact that for some reason my last two video posts wont center, so they look all off kilter with the rest of the blog.
(Insert exasperated sigh here.)

Im a free bitch...

Also, will someone buy me everything she is wearing in this video PUH-LEASEEEE!?
(Including the wigs, but specifically the black crown style hat she is wearing while she looks in the mirror.)
That is all thanks.
This is amazing.
For serious.
Florence and the Machine will always remind me of one person in particular... this song more than any other. 
But so you know, there isnt anyone that I would prefer to associate with it anyway.


Today will be...

And more than likely productive.

It's good to have things to look forward to.
For sure.

My washer and dryer suck because the washer doesnt drain 100% all the time, and the dryer needs to be run like 3 times to get things dry.
Which has really become a pain in my ass, literally- going up and down 3 flights of stairs constantly is just annoying, and hurts my tailbone.
Is that weird?
Oh well... 
One of these days I swear Im going to go down there and be mauled by the spiders hanging off of everything and I will be just another dead person that is (we are pretty sure...) hiding in the walls of the basement.
(It could happen!)
What are you going to do, right?


Tuesday, March 16, 2010




I am...

Up and running again- I hated not being mobile.
How sad is it that without my phone I felt totally lost and out of touch?
Anyway, my lifeline is back...
Oh and, shhh... I also bought two silicone cases for it so when I drop it, maybe it wont die. 
The cases were only around $2 a piece so I dont feel too guilty for buying something that I really dont need, but should have. 
In any case, I have a phone again and you can now call or text at me.
The end.


Selling my soul...

I just may be- if I dont find a decent paying job soon I may be heading to great clips...
(Please insert annoyed/sad/gross/super bummer face here.)
Whatever, I will find something one way or another- you can be sure of that.

I just got home from d-town tonight.
My Tonz is in the hospital again, no good.
And my phone shit out on me on Saturday so now I am trying really hard to live without human contact until at least tomorrow, when my new one should be delivered to my house.
Lame sauce for sure.
Until then I will try to stay productive.
Now I am going to cuddle with Storm and watch Bones and then maybe sleep... 
One can hope.

I just think you should know, I have been having the weirdest dreams lately.
More on that later perhaps.


Thursday, March 11, 2010


Typically I adore the rain, however- I do not adore it when it comes on a day that I need to go do things that force me to move around outside.
Getting soaked walking to and from the car is such a downer.
For real, gross. 
Damn the misfortune!
Anyway, I shall try my hardest to make the best of an unfortunate situation.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I think...

That this is what I need?
Most likely.


Monday, March 08, 2010

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Yes yes yes yes yes PLEASE CAN I!?
(Someone get me this mug asap puh-lease!)
Why you may ask?
Because my dears let's face it- They are undeniably cute.

Somewhere between 5 oreos, 1 liter of coke, 2 glasses of wine, 1 large pizza, and 7 episodes of Sex and the City- I have begun to feel less shitty about today.
Secretly... I am an extremely fat kid at heart.
And for today, that is ok.
It is totally ok to indulge like this some days.
Also- I painted my toenails and did some drawing.
Go me.


Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Way to make you feel like shit?
Thanks for making me feel even shittier than I already did with that positively lovely passive aggressive text message.
Thanks so very, very much.

Cutest quote of the day...

“My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, ‘I can see you, because you have no pants on.’ So I’ll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.”

— Lady Gaga

Oh Gaga, you are most def crazy, and it's great.


Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Bright new opportunities here I come!

Monday, March 01, 2010


It has been a week... oh my has it.
Today I quit my job.
And I couldn't be more content with my decision.
It has been a long time coming, and I needed to get the fuck out.
Which is exactly what I did.
Something better will come along, and I will be happy.
So if you are reading this and I do your hair- hit me up and we will figure everything out.
Things were just not good where I was at, and a change needed to happen.
I got backed into a corner and my financial security was jeopardized and I don't take kindly to being jerked around, so I ended it.
This was like a bad relationship that only went around in unhappy circles.
And I am glad to finally be free.
Thank you to those of you that supported my decision.