Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I'm pushing on the hammer, to trigger the brain... Embrace how I live.

Going to D-Town for 4.5 days... won't be back until necessary.
Hopefully gonna miss the snowstorm that is supposed to hit.
Still have not finished wrapping presents, started doing laundry, packed my shit, or gotten gas for tomorrow.
But the internet distracts me- especially tumblr.

(I will just say it is because I had a shit day and I needed distraction.)

I pretty much have all my presents purchased though, so that is something.
I just hate the holidays.
Especially when they make me a broke-ass.
But I am going to make the most of it and use it as a fabulous excuse to see everyone!

I like to wear my ugly boots around the house with leg warmers and leggings and an oversized shirt... It makes me feel very Flashdance.
(That is right- I took it to that place tonight.)

Well if you need me this week give a holler!
Otherwise for real this time, I am off to do everything I put off up until now!
(But not before a cigarette.)
Goodnight world...

Thursday, December 17, 2009


I just think you should know that I am laying in bed watching a riveting episode of Criminal Minds AND munching on some Swedish Fish

(Perhaps you should try it some time... C.M. and S.F. are pretty much the best things ever.)

Also- today at work sucked, and I think I need to magically find a billion dollars so I never have to work ever again if I so choose. 
...Bringing me to the point that if you would please like to share a billion or so dollars with me it would be much appreciated.
Thank you in advance.

That is all.


*Note: I am not quite sure why someone thought it was a good plan to put a kitten between two slices of bread, but please know that I definitely do not condone making Fluffy into a tasty after school snack, though I may find in grossly amusing.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

There is a space somewhere between the person they told me to be and the creature who is clawing its way out...

And now it is time for some things the I enjoy that you should probably experience (and enjoy as well...)

LOVELOVELOVE Cyanide and Happiness- ALWAYS.
(Note: If this did not humor you in the least bit, you are obviously clueless and should just skip over this entire post.)

Clearly head-pointers are comfortable, attractive and practical.

Sea creatures make me extremely happy... You don't even know. 
(Well perhaps one or two people understand.)

Crude scenes of illustrated animal lovin... What's not to like?

Owls that wear top-hats, monocles, carry diamond encrusted canes AND speak in (hilariously proper) excitement!?- 
 Well that is just too good to be true my friend.

It has been one of those days, and the last few months has kind of carried on in a weird manner so I have needed this amusement, and I figure someone else can always use a little of that too.
Stay with me folks- regular posts (or at least semi-regular) should now be resuming. 
And hopefully regular pictures will be coming along with it!


All I want for Christmas...

(Burberry- High Weather Boot)

(Lanvin- Lizard Skin Platform Ankle Boots) 

Since I seem to have my two front teeth (for now anyway)- I will gladly take any of these shoes.
Then I will wear them always.
Because they are amazing. 

Also... Pretty much any other amazing shoes/ boots.
Because I love pretty things on my feet.

This is all.


Friday, October 09, 2009

It is better to burn out, than to fade away...

Farewell lovely blue hair...
I loved you long time.
But as with all good things, it had to end some time.
Because well, you were totally and completely destroying my hair... not you specifically, but me and bleach with 40 volume every 4 to 6 weeks.
(What- my hair grows fucking fast.)
...And I was definitely ready for a change anyway.
Now I find myself sporting a "blowout", ie: brighter red at the roots gradually turning to black.
How do I feel?
I guess I like it, but I wish it was brighter.
I am a total fool for bright hair.
(Hence why mine is shot to hell.)
And hey- thanks to those of you that actually noticed!

Ok so on to other things...

There is a creeper construction/ maintenence guy here who keeps talking to me, and not doing any apparent work, while I'm alone in the salon. When I tried to make polite conversation and ebb the awkward situation of him looking at me but not talking, I said "So what are your plans for this weekend?"
His reply?
"Not much... why? You wanna do something?"
(Insert creeper waggle-brows here!)
Cool life.

I'm listening to Nirvana at works right now.
Its silly, and feels a little wrong.

I might order something to eat.

So much packing and preparation to do tonight!
I'm super excited though.
Despite the fact that Peaches says it is going to probably be rainy.
Thats ok- it has been nast here too all week, and contrary to popular theory, I actually dont melt (if you dont include my makeup...) when wet.
Better not forget my rain boots!

Mmmkay off to do things... or something.

Thursday, October 08, 2009


Hello creeper...
This is officially my picture on my salon's website- and I'm pretty sure I look like a super creep, like-
"Hey, Immacutchoo! (And think its hillarious.)"
But apparently this picture- to quote my co-workers "Completely sums me up."
Oh ROFLcopter.
(If you aren't in on this joke then too bad, you are definitely missing out... and probably really dont get it. Oh well. )

So for those that dont know, as of very early Saturday morning, I will be off to Chicago for a little break.
I am SO SO SO excited to go see my plutonic life partner and do what we do best in the windy city- be fabulous.
(note: fabulous, please see- terribly popular and well liked!)
This is going to be a fantastic, much needed getaway for me... and I am totally unprepared.
I should do laundry tonight so that I can pack tomorrow, but umm... Not gonna lie, I probably will not.
But its ok- I always scrape my shit together at the last moment anyway.
Thats just how I do.
Which is ironic considering I am an anal-annie when it comes to making plans.
As for tonight, I am going out for drinks and pizza with some kids.
Alright- off to fold towels and close up the salon.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Got the guts, the glory, the sorrow...

Just so you know-
I miss you so fucking much every day.

Maybe that's foolish.
But I'm beyond being ashamed of that.

That is all.


Saturday, September 19, 2009

"I had to sit on a bag of peas..."

So last night I went to a late night showing of Jennifer's Body...
And let me just say-
Oh Megan Fox, you were pretty fantastic as a demonic high school girl.
For real.

This movie was what I feel is the best of both worlds.
Funny, dark, violent and real.

Funny for a lot of the verbal content... think Mean Girls but raunchier.
Dark for the overall concept... high school hotass that seduces boys and eats them.
Violent for some of the visual content (I could have done with more of this, but thats my main "complaint")... please see above.
Real for how the characters interact and act in general... they come off very high school, or maybe that was just my high school experience.

Bonus- you watch around 30 seconds of Fox and Seyfried making out.
Bummer- previews mislead you into thinking there is lots of T&A. This is wrong.

Overall was it worth it?
If you have seen previews and this looks like something you might want to watch, I say do it.
I'm glad that I did.

I was fully entertained.
Liked the whole concept.
A slight twist at the end.
Very quoteable.
People dying in a ridiculous but badass way.
Pretty girls.

My rating... 4/5.


Saturday, September 12, 2009


I just wrote a HUGE post.
Then the computer fucked up and I lost the whole thing.
So I guess we'll forget it for now because I dont have time to re-write it now.
Oh well.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Roll tape, call action- it's showtime...

I've never been one to give in
Any day now.
It has to end before we begin
Any second.

You called but I'm calling you out
These eyes, they see more than you know.
We're all dressed in our best so take it or leave it.
Nobody make a move, everybody on the ground.
Let me see your hands.
Bring the fucking cameras out
You better use your head
Before we take it off your motherfucking shoulders.

These eyes, they see more than you know.
We're all dressed in our best so take it or leave it.
I've got all the plans in the world
To take everyone hostage in a National bank
Instead of money I want fame
Bring on the cameras.
Bring on the Lights
Roll tape call action it's showtime.

Just a little sample of the new Breathe Carolina album.
I have been listening to it for the last week and I find that I like it more and more as I listen.
For those that don't know anything about said band, I guess I would describe it as...
Electro-pop meets metal and techno.
(Can we hear it for Conans segments of "if they mated"?)
Either way though-

I'm all alone at work, and my boss will be gone the rest of the day and it's really nice.
...Except I've got the hunger right now something fierce.
What am I to do with no money and nothing to eat...
Starve to death in a matter of 5 hours- obviously.

This week as far as work goes has been fairly slow, but when it comes to personal life...
Well, I'm rather whatthefuckconfused right now.

I promise I'm going to have a picture post soon...
There have been a few little developments I suppose.
I just cant post any from work, and alas I still have no internet at home.
Hopefully that will be resolved shortly as well.
(Though I said that like 6 months ago too.)
I can only do so much I suppose.

This computer is a failure so I should be off for now.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Standing on the outside looking in...

Everybody gets a little lost, sometimes
When you feel your time is running out
You know your love has stalled
When you feel alone and dreams from your younger years
Are telling you what's gone
Then ask yourself why people fall apart
Because they don't realize that something just ain't right
When you lay down on your pillow at home tonight
You got to realize your holding on to something that aint right
I believe in this fire burning inside of me
You're never alone but you're always on your own
Lost in love and desire, never again
I promised myself I'd be searching for someone new
Smothered by his word
She's selling freedom that you can afford
To everyone but yourself
You're down on luck tonight
You're down, down, down there's nowhere left to turn
Because now you're all alone
HAYHAYHAY... The Sounds album Crossing the Rubicon is fan-fucking-tastic.
For real.
So just a little update...
I got a flat tire last week, and I just got it fixed today (ran and did it during work) and I must say, now I really really wish I hadn't driven over a fucking roofing nail.
Because guess what...
And guess what else...
Due to the fact that my tire was in the condition it was, it couldnt be repaired.
Thats right kids.
I had to buy a new tire and have all of mine rotated and shit to match.
To the tune of $121.76 no less.
I got fucked... and it definitely didnt feel good.
Also, my boss fired someone, had a replacement within two days, and now I have to train her in.
(Thanks you fucking dick.)
At least she seems sweet...
OH JESUS... please let her not be a crazy bitch.
Oh and yeah, lets hope she isnt a dumbass as well.
Kay thanks.
But hey, I've had tons of return clients the last two weeks, and everyone has left happy.
So Roger, next time you want to say my work is "too sleek" and mean it negatively...
Please take the book, and forcibly insert it into your ass.
...Just look at my books recently and see that I've made you A LOT of fucking money, and I do all the extra work... and get nothing for it.
Really, is "thanks" too much to ask for?
I guess.
On a lighter note, Ive been having some weird, confusing, and some fantastic days recently.
I think I only need to sum things up in this manner...
State fair+ copius amounts of beer+ amazing friends.
Really hot ladies.
Second and third floor wine pour.
Seeing lots of people I havent seen for too long.
Amazing new shoes.
Matte nail polish.
Enough free time to read books.
Taking the pups on walks.
73 degree weather.
Making mad tips.
...Amongst other things.
Thanks everyone who has made shitty times a little brighter.

As far as Im concerned...

To all the things that are fucking with my head...
Please eat shit and die.
On a different note, but quickly...
I think its time for a change.
(For myself...)
And it is coming.
So be ready.
Im sure I will write again in a bit, work promises to be horrendously slow today.
Oh and also- the little girl getting her hair cut behind me is staring at me through the mirror.
And has been.
I think she thinks I might bite her.
But hey little girl, I dont bite little kids.
And I dont bite hard...
Unless thats what you are into that is.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Voltage running through her skin...

all along the western front
people line up to receive
she got the current in her hand
just shock you like you won't believe
sun in the amazon
with the voltage running through her skin
standing there with nothing on
shes gonna teach me how to swim
i said ooh girl
shock me like an electric eel
baby girl turn me on with your electric feel
all along the eastern shore
put your circuits in the sea
this is what the world is for
making electricity
you can feel it in your mind
oh you can do it all the time
plug it in, change the world
you are my electric girl
Oh MGMT how much I enjoy you, I cannot say, but just know- that it's a lot.
By the way- I love girls... I dont think I could be gayer if I tried.
(Insert moronic smile here.)
Work is long and boooooring, but I only have an hour and a half left, so thats a plus.
Then I will go home and drink classy $12 box wine, listen to music really loud, and go on a manic cleaning spree!
...Wish me luck.

Friday, August 21, 2009

...And love isnt love, if you didnt hurt someone.

Dear (Slug or) Atmosphere...
Please become female and marry me...
Or become my best friend ever- mostly so i can listen to live music all the time and be wooed.
Kay thanks.
On the upswing, I have had a pretty good last few weeks.
Thanks to those of you that have made it so, you know who you are.
Things are rough right now, but so it goes I do suppose.
Im a tough old bird, and I will be damned if I let bullshit be the reason I go down.
As my mom would say- "come hell or high water, it'll happen."
Im just confused I guess.
Oh mom, I love and miss you... come visit soon please.
Dear "the blend" (sirius satellite radio)...
Kay thanks.
Thats it for this...

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun...

(Octopus love...)

Ok so you want to know about tattoos...

And baby when its love, if its not rough it isnt fun."

And I have plans to begin another sleeve and finish off a chest piece, along with a lower leg by the end of the year. Im so excited. I love being a busy girl.
Some people have asked me recently how I deal with tattoo stuff in general, so here are my best suggestions. Perhaps this will help, though take it with a grain of salt and figure out the best way for yourself.

Part One Of My How To Guide...

What to expect with this experience...
-Cleanliness on the tattoo artist/ shops part. If its gross, leave.
-Discomfort of some sort, certain areas are more sensitive.
-To sit still for some period of time.
-You can generally ask for a break if you need one.

-Do ask any questions and voice concerns you might have before the tattoo process begins so that you dont regret not doing so. Also, after if you have concerns- ASK!
-Do follow all of your tattoo artists aftercare instructions... really.
-Go to the bathroom before you start.
-Do wear sunscreen on your tattoos to prevent fading and overall bad news.
-Do eat beforehand, so as to avoid feeling lightheaded or any other unpleasant things.
-Wear clothes that accommodate the area if possible, its just more comfortable.
-Leave a nice tip.

Do Not's...
-Do not Psych yourself up thinking "ohmygod this is going to hurt" because it so isnt as bad as you think it will be, and more often than not you end making it worse for yourself by having such a mentality.
-Do not think its a good plan to be intoxicated. Its not.
-Do not think you know how to care for a tattoo better than your tattoo artist... after all, its kind of their job. And its doubtful that they would tell you one thing and suggest you do something else.
(I am a picker by nature, and its hard for me, but I refrain.)

My personal preferences (but all suggested by my artists)...
-Wash tattoo the night of, but make sure you wear something grubby/ black to cover it while you sleep (if possible) to avoid ink leakage on to bedding and nice clothing.
-Wash in warm shower/ bath with dial soap and a wash cloth, cleaning until the tattoo is no longer "greasy" looking.
-Only begin applying lotion after 3 days, and only about 3x a day, and after a thorough washing.

Part Two will be on its way soon!

A little gambling is fun when you're with me...

Wearing... i party in NY where the lines are long t-shirt: second hand and a bit DIY, white tank: express, black cigarette pants: express, patent shoes: pulse, all jewelry: custom/ vintage. 
I cant recall what I wore this for, but I love it.

Wearing... jaguar love t-shirt: crystal city, black cigarette pants: express, teal pumps: charlotte russe, all jewelry: vintage or custom (except pink ring- target)
Makeup matches my shirt... light green: mac powder, dark green: rimmel emerald eyeliner, blue mascara: cover girl
Worn to play with friends today... favorite outfit right now!

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

You're just a midnight snack...

Outfit posts have been lacking... but this is what Im wearing today, and I love this outfit.
-take the money and run t-shirt: the fashion
-cigarette pants: express
-patent peep toe pumps: pulse
-all jewelry: custom or vintage
(And yes- that is a vintage calf skin rug under me in picture #1.)

I fucking love Mickey Avalon.
Have a little taste...

I like a girl with caked up makeup
in the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time
who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand 
bites and scratches the blinds
but I ain't found one quite right yet
so I step with pep to the park or supermarket
her apartment best be messy
And Lisa don't mind when I call her Leslie 
She's gotta dress with class
in Jean Paul Gaultier and a Hermes bag 
and four inch tips made of ostrich
sharp enough to slit your wrists her lips spread gossip
won't say sorry when she offends
she comes over to my place in her old man's Benz
in gold and silver and jewels of all colors
and she doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the covers

I like a girl who eats and brings it up
a sassy little frassy with bulimia
her best friend's a plastic surgeon
and when her Beamer's in the shop she rolls the Benz
manis and pedis on Sundays and Wednesdays
money from mommy lovely in Versace 
costly sprees, it's on at Barney's
and I love to watch her go through fifty g's calmly
she gets naughty with her pilates body
and thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
'cause the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty
and makes her act more friendly
dance the night away
and she won't say nothing when she makes your man stray...

Okie dokie, Im off, next post should be a dandy.

Monday, June 01, 2009

Oh and by the by...

Dear New Art Salon-
(Preferably a.s.a.p.)

Oh, and if you come to my home DO NOT let the dog out the front door and neglect to tell us that he is missing!
Because poor Storm was terribly sick last night and we were very worried about him.
If i ever find out who did that (as well as stealing from me) then I will personally punch you in the face while wearing many large rings.

Excited to do hair tonight!
...And HOORAY for free #6 (no tomatoes) from J.J.s!


Sunday, May 31, 2009

A note to the world...

So I feel like it needs to be said after the experience last night...
SHIT belongs IN the toilet- not ON IT.
I really dont think that its that hard to make it in to the toilet.
Because thats just nasty.
Not to mention BAD FUCKING FORM.

Thank you.
That is all.

Thursday, May 28, 2009



Job interview at New Art Salon in 10 hours and counting... 
Ive got what I like to refer to as the "nervous shits". 
(Not so much fun.)
Oh, and I have no idea what to wear. 

But Ive decided to keep a positive outlook.
The world is my oyster, right?
Fingers crossed kids!

That is all- just needed to ramble momentarily.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Hyena Love...

Ever kissed a Robert, Tyler, Ryan, Andrew or Michael?
2 of those... which is ridiculous, because Im so gay. 
Sometimes i get drunk and do things. :/

Have you ever asked a boy for advice?
Most of my friends are boys, and yes, we talk about things.

Does the last person you kissed hate you?
Im pretty sure thats a no.

If you were in the hospital on life support, would the last person you kissed come to see you?
I suppose I would think so, but its doubtful I would be on life support, as my family would have to make that decision and my dad and I discussed this fairly recently, that neither of us want to be on life support if were likely to die or be brain damaged or basically fucked up forever afterward. Im all for DNR.

Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything?
I feel like Im always frustrated with pretty much everything.
So yes.

Do you get high all the time?
No. I dont do those things anymore.
Except get my drunk on.

It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, what do you say?
Its not really unusual for me to get phone calls at 4 in the morning. 
And 9 times out of 10 Im awake anyway.

Looking back, did you ever think you'd be where you're at in life now?
I didnt think Id be this flustered about things though.
Oh to be blissfully naive again.

Do you like cuddling?
That depends on many factors.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
In life there is always going to be someone that doesnt like me... I have come to accept this easily.
There are plenty of people I dont care for, so why shouldnt everyone else have the same right?

Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
Like i said, most of my friends are male, and most of my family for that matter.
So yes.

Can you go in public looking like you do?
I currently look like i normally do when I am out in public, so yes.

Where will you be in 2 hours?
Most likely at home, but thats not certain. 
Nothing is ever certain.

What's something you really want right now?
A job that I actually enjoy.

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
No. But I accidentally knocked a bathroom tile off a wall at a friends place with my elbow while trying to pull on my pants after a piss... I think the wall hurt me more than I hurt it.

Where were you at 2:00am this morning?
In my living room chatting with boys and cuddling with Forest.

What would you do if you found out the person you like was in a relationship?
Nothing surprises me anymore.
I guess I would be pretty bummed out.

Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
I would prefer a thunderstorm for sure.
I love listening to the rain right above my head.

Laptop or Desktop?
I ♥ my Mac laptop.
Even now that its ghetto rigged after a tragic accident.

What is your favorite thing to shop for?
Attire of every kind, and housewares... its a very strange pleasure on my part.

Have you ever fought over the opposite sex?
No. Im a homo, so any "relationships" Ive had with boys werent devastating in that aspect.

Would you rather own a snake or a rabbit?
Theyre pretty much amazing pets.

Do you have any shirts with funny sayings on them?
I find that (generally) quite tacky.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
I probably could- but I love to smoke. 
So at this moment in time, I wouldnt choose to do that.

Do you like to take walks?
Indeed! Walks are amazing.

How tall are you?
5' 1  and a 1/2"
Ive come to terms with my shortness.
I wear heels a lot to make my legs longer so I fit in pants better though.

Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Who hasnt?

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Sometimes I feel like thats the story of my life, and Ive also come to terms with that.

Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
Many times.

Do you think sex is bad at your age?
No. Sex is just a decision people make.
I guess maybe its wrong for some people, but I personally am in a fine place for sex.

Are you currently wearing any perfume or cologne?
I am indeed!
Today is: Burberry Touch for her.

What was the last thing you drank?

Has a song ever made you cry?
If Im in certain mindsets there is a long list of songs that make me very emotional.
Though actual crying is fairly rare.

Does anyone disgust you?
Oh fuck, let me check my list...

What do you really think of Starbucks Coffee?
I actually really enjoy it. 
But I do not partake often.

Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
I technically am "grown up" I think... 
And I couldnt tell you where I will be 6 months from now.
Im contemplating moving a few 1000 miles away for some perspective though.

What woke you up this morning?
My cat... shes very needy in the mornings.

How many hours did you sleep last night?
About 7 I think.

Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Afternoon usually actually... my hair gets out of control if I shower at night and sleep on it.

Tell me about the shirt you're wearing?
Its a long grey, 3/4 sleeve sweatshirt type thing with vertical pockets and a boatneck. 
Its very cozy and perfect for lazy days when I dont feel compelled to wear pants.

Who did you last give the finger to?
I dont even know... pretty sure it was to some asshole that almost took of the front bumper of my car when he cut me off. 
I dont like to honk the car horn really, so I result to hollering obscenities and making angry finger gestures... because Im evolved like that. 

Everyone's caught on to... 
(and I can't let you let me down again) 

So is that what you call a getaway? 
Well tell me what you got away with 
Cause I've seen more spine on jellyfish 
I've seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids 
Have another drink and drive yourself home 
I hope there's ice on all the roads 
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt 
then again when your head goes through the windshield 

Is that what you call tact? 
You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back 
So let's end this call and end this conversation 
And is that what you call a getaway? 
Tell me what you got away with 
Cause you left the frays from the ties you severed 
when you say "best friends" means friends forever 


Monday, May 25, 2009

Let's demonize our soft injuries...

Remember when you were the hunted
Remember when I swallowed you in
Remember the rewards shimmering on the floor
Off the plastic chandelier
Remember when I saw you in orbit
Remember when I pulled you back in
Remember looking on blinking into the dawn
Thinking how this will never end

Let's romanticize
Our beloved memories
Let's demonize
Our soft injuries
Can we get behind
Distortion and liberties
We're surrounded or spiraling

Remember when I played assassin
Remember when my joking turned grim
Remember how we thought if we followed the dots
It would stop all the accidents
Remember when you broke my halo
Remember when I tied your wings in
Remember how we slipped on the lies we equipped
Just to bring back the goods again

Let's romanticize
Our beloved memories
Let's demonize
Our soft injuries
Can we get behind
Distortion and liberties
We're surrounded or spiraling

Is it perfect in our little Hell
Are you dancing or stumbling beside me
Well this might not be
We'll just wait and see

So now that we've stopped hearing echoes
And now that the replay wore thin
Just remember who held you
Remember who held you
Remember who held you
Remember who held you
Remember who held you

Let's romanticize
Our beloved memories
Let's demonize
Our soft injuries
Can we get behind
Distortion and liberties
We're surrounded or spiraling

Is it perfect in our little Hell

Silversun Pickups new CD Swoon is amazing.
Buy it.
Listen to it.
Love it.

Seriously- its fucking haunting and amazing.