Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I'm pushing on the hammer, to trigger the brain... Embrace how I live.

Going to D-Town for 4.5 days... won't be back until necessary.
Hopefully gonna miss the snowstorm that is supposed to hit.
Still have not finished wrapping presents, started doing laundry, packed my shit, or gotten gas for tomorrow.
But the internet distracts me- especially tumblr.

(I will just say it is because I had a shit day and I needed distraction.)

I pretty much have all my presents purchased though, so that is something.
I just hate the holidays.
Especially when they make me a broke-ass.
But I am going to make the most of it and use it as a fabulous excuse to see everyone!

I like to wear my ugly boots around the house with leg warmers and leggings and an oversized shirt... It makes me feel very Flashdance.
(That is right- I took it to that place tonight.)

Well if you need me this week give a holler!
Otherwise for real this time, I am off to do everything I put off up until now!
(But not before a cigarette.)
Goodnight world...

Thursday, December 17, 2009


I just think you should know that I am laying in bed watching a riveting episode of Criminal Minds AND munching on some Swedish Fish

(Perhaps you should try it some time... C.M. and S.F. are pretty much the best things ever.)

Also- today at work sucked, and I think I need to magically find a billion dollars so I never have to work ever again if I so choose. 
...Bringing me to the point that if you would please like to share a billion or so dollars with me it would be much appreciated.
Thank you in advance.

That is all.


*Note: I am not quite sure why someone thought it was a good plan to put a kitten between two slices of bread, but please know that I definitely do not condone making Fluffy into a tasty after school snack, though I may find in grossly amusing.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

There is a space somewhere between the person they told me to be and the creature who is clawing its way out...

And now it is time for some things the I enjoy that you should probably experience (and enjoy as well...)

LOVELOVELOVE Cyanide and Happiness- ALWAYS.
(Note: If this did not humor you in the least bit, you are obviously clueless and should just skip over this entire post.)

Clearly head-pointers are comfortable, attractive and practical.

Sea creatures make me extremely happy... You don't even know. 
(Well perhaps one or two people understand.)

Crude scenes of illustrated animal lovin... What's not to like?

Owls that wear top-hats, monocles, carry diamond encrusted canes AND speak in (hilariously proper) excitement!?- 
 Well that is just too good to be true my friend.

It has been one of those days, and the last few months has kind of carried on in a weird manner so I have needed this amusement, and I figure someone else can always use a little of that too.
Stay with me folks- regular posts (or at least semi-regular) should now be resuming. 
And hopefully regular pictures will be coming along with it!


All I want for Christmas...

(Burberry- High Weather Boot)

(Lanvin- Lizard Skin Platform Ankle Boots) 

Since I seem to have my two front teeth (for now anyway)- I will gladly take any of these shoes.
Then I will wear them always.
Because they are amazing. 

Also... Pretty much any other amazing shoes/ boots.
Because I love pretty things on my feet.

This is all.