Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Got the guts, the glory, the sorrow...

Just so you know-
I miss you so fucking much every day.

Maybe that's foolish.
But I'm beyond being ashamed of that.

That is all.


lovelove.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

"I had to sit on a bag of peas..."

So last night I went to a late night showing of Jennifer's Body...
And let me just say-
Oh Megan Fox, you were pretty fantastic as a demonic high school girl.
For real.

This movie was what I feel is the best of both worlds.
Funny, dark, violent and real.

Funny for a lot of the verbal content... think Mean Girls but raunchier.
Dark for the overall concept... high school hotass that seduces boys and eats them.
Violent for some of the visual content (I could have done with more of this, but thats my main "complaint")... please see above.
Real for how the characters interact and act in general... they come off very high school, or maybe that was just my high school experience.


Bonus- you watch around 30 seconds of Fox and Seyfried making out.
Bummer- previews mislead you into thinking there is lots of T&A. This is wrong.

Overall was it worth it?
INDEED!
If you have seen previews and this looks like something you might want to watch, I say do it.
I'm glad that I did.

Why?
I was fully entertained.
Liked the whole concept.
A slight twist at the end.
Very quoteable.
People dying in a ridiculous but badass way.
Pretty girls.

My rating... 4/5.

lovelove.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Hotdamn.

OHMYGOD FML.
I just wrote a HUGE post.
Then the computer fucked up and I lost the whole thing.
So I guess we'll forget it for now because I dont have time to re-write it now.
Oh well.
lovelove.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Roll tape, call action- it's showtime...

I've never been one to give in
Any day now.
It has to end before we begin
Any second.

You called but I'm calling you out
These eyes, they see more than you know.
We're all dressed in our best so take it or leave it.
Nobody make a move, everybody on the ground.
Let me see your hands.
Bring the fucking cameras out
You better use your head
Before we take it off your motherfucking shoulders.

These eyes, they see more than you know.
We're all dressed in our best so take it or leave it.
I've got all the plans in the world
To take everyone hostage in a National bank
Instead of money I want fame
Bring on the cameras.
Bring on the Lights
Roll tape call action it's showtime.

Just a little sample of the new Breathe Carolina album.
I have been listening to it for the last week and I find that I like it more and more as I listen.
For those that don't know anything about said band, I guess I would describe it as...
Electro-pop meets metal and techno.
(Can we hear it for Conans segments of "if they mated"?)
Maybe.
Either way though-
ch-ch-ch-checkitout.

I'm all alone at work, and my boss will be gone the rest of the day and it's really nice.
...Except I've got the hunger right now something fierce.
What am I to do with no money and nothing to eat...
Starve to death in a matter of 5 hours- obviously.

This week as far as work goes has been fairly slow, but when it comes to personal life...
Well, I'm rather whatthefuckconfused right now.
Weirdlife.

I promise I'm going to have a picture post soon...
There have been a few little developments I suppose.
I just cant post any from work, and alas I still have no internet at home.
Hopefully that will be resolved shortly as well.
(Though I said that like 6 months ago too.)
I can only do so much I suppose.


This computer is a failure so I should be off for now.
lovelove.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Standing on the outside looking in...

Everybody gets a little lost, sometimes
When you feel your time is running out
You know your love has stalled
When you feel alone and dreams from your younger years
Are telling you what's gone
Then ask yourself why people fall apart
Because they don't realize that something just ain't right
When you lay down on your pillow at home tonight
You got to realize your holding on to something that aint right
I believe in this fire burning inside of me
You're never alone but you're always on your own
Lost in love and desire, never again
I promised myself I'd be searching for someone new
Smothered by his word
She's selling freedom that you can afford
To everyone but yourself
You're down on luck tonight
You're down, down, down there's nowhere left to turn
Because now you're all alone
HAYHAYHAY... The Sounds album Crossing the Rubicon is fan-fucking-tastic.
For real.
So just a little update...
I got a flat tire last week, and I just got it fixed today (ran and did it during work) and I must say, now I really really wish I hadn't driven over a fucking roofing nail.
Because guess what...
MY TIRE WAS FUCKED.
And guess what else...
Due to the fact that my tire was in the condition it was, it couldnt be repaired.
Thats right kids.
I had to buy a new tire and have all of mine rotated and shit to match.
To the tune of $121.76 no less.
Yep.
I got fucked... and it definitely didnt feel good.
COOL FUCKING LIFE.
Also, my boss fired someone, had a replacement within two days, and now I have to train her in.
(Thanks you fucking dick.)
At least she seems sweet...
OH JESUS... please let her not be a crazy bitch.
Oh and yeah, lets hope she isnt a dumbass as well.
Kay thanks.
EVEN COOLER LIFE.
But hey, I've had tons of return clients the last two weeks, and everyone has left happy.
So Roger, next time you want to say my work is "too sleek" and mean it negatively...
Please take the book, and forcibly insert it into your ass.
...Just look at my books recently and see that I've made you A LOT of fucking money, and I do all the extra work... and get nothing for it.
Really, is "thanks" too much to ask for?
Maybe.
I guess.
On a lighter note, Ive been having some weird, confusing, and some fantastic days recently.
I think I only need to sum things up in this manner...
State fair+ copius amounts of beer+ amazing friends.
Really hot ladies.
Second and third floor wine pour.
Valleyfair.
Seeing lots of people I havent seen for too long.
Amazing new shoes.
Matte nail polish.
Enough free time to read books.
Taking the pups on walks.
73 degree weather.
Making mad tips.
...Amongst other things.
Thanks everyone who has made shitty times a little brighter.
lovelove.

As far as Im concerned...

To all the things that are fucking with my head...
Please eat shit and die.
Thanks.
On a different note, but quickly...
I think its time for a change.
(For myself...)
And it is coming.
SOON.
So be ready.
Im sure I will write again in a bit, work promises to be horrendously slow today.
Chyea.
Oh and also- the little girl getting her hair cut behind me is staring at me through the mirror.
And has been.
I think she thinks I might bite her.
But hey little girl, I dont bite little kids.
And I dont bite hard...
Unless thats what you are into that is.
lovelove.